89 going on 90

My friends and I nearly ran into a lady while walking to the bus stop on Tuesday. Maybe she missed us due to her nearsightedness.

"Ooooooh, I was looking for the bus and didn't notice these 3 good looking young people. I've got 5 grandkids you know, just like you. I'll be 90 in September."

My friend Melodie told her she looked great for 90 years old.

"That's because I have a lot of sex".

She apologized to me, the only male in the bus shelter. She seemed to think I was blushing. It was just the cold wind. Then she went on.

"Sex is the greatest thing. Sometimes you just forget where you are. I'll tell you something. My husband and my 5 brothers were in the war. When he would come home.....woooo. Sometimes I had to call in to work the next day. You know what I mean?"

We all got on the bus and rode together for a while. She got off near one of the big retirement communities. I like to think she's pretty popular there.