Driving

"Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?"


I read this today online, and I think it is true. Driving makes me a completely inconsistent asshole. When I'm driving my scooter, I think people who are walking need to stay out of my way. When I am walking, I think people on scooters need to be more careful and go around me. When I'm in someone's car, I think scooters are just in the way. When I'm on my scooter, I think car drivers are evil bastards. Also, when I'm driving, I think buses are extremely dangerous and erratic, but when I'm riding a bus, I think that all of the single vehicle drivers are really in the way, keeping the bus from getting many more people to their destinations.

Also, sometimes, when its raining...I drive my scooter with no shoes. It sounds crazy, and it probably is, but the warm pavement feels nice on my feet, and I don't have to deal with wet shoes.

Liza  – (August 14, 2007 at 4:57 PM)  

i thought of you today as i was leaving target, because i was annoyed that the cars were not stopping to let me cross. but i know when i'm driving, i get annoyed at the people who walk out in front of me in that same spot.

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